Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
The smell of dying leaves
If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
Way too many wars have been started because people disagree on religion. Everyone has the right to believe whatever they want. These people get it.
always reblog because best crossover in history
The fact that science bros is canon makes me so happy
so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy
so i got one and wrote this on top:
and left it on a table in the studio
less than five minutes later people were fighting about it
my plan has thus far been a success
I love you
you do realize this is how the trojan war started right
this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
THIS SHOW IS GENIUS. Twelve American girls date a Prince Harry look alike while thinking he IS Prince Harry.
natasha is the one that’s up on all social media so one day she decides to try and take a vine of the team so she sneaks into the living room and gets a video of clint and sam screaming because they can’t freakin beat steve at mario kart saying “YOU WERE FROZEN WHEN VIDEO GAMES WERE MADE” and “STOP SAYING YOU’RE ON MY LEFT I CAN SEE YOU PASSING ME”